Guys, I know. This page is quite verbose. To ensure that everything goes well, & that your session happens as planned, please look over these 8 points of etiquette. Kindly do so as soon as you can, after receiving an appointment confirmation. Thanks!
- Early arrivals cannot be accommodated. There is a restroom at the Mariano’s Grocery a few blocks north of my place. It’s better to be 15 minutes late than 10 minutes early. During arrival, do NOT say my stage name out loud on the phone, should we need to speak directly so I can help you get in.
- Feel free to make use of the sundries in the bathroom, such as hand sanitizer, soap, or mouthwash. If possible, it’s best to avoid wearing intense cologne or using strongly scented after shave. If you would like to shower upon arrival, just let me know. Shoes can be left on the floor in the entry way. Please use either the massage room or the bathroom for undressing and re-dressing. Damp towels should be left right on the massage table, or in the bathroom (not on the furniture).
- Good communication is the hallmark of a mature and sexy man. For the gentleman who may wish to massage me in return, please chat with me about it first.
- The details to get into my building, & up to my condo are written to ensure that you don’t get lost in this big complex. I’ll send several texts for entry. Be sure to respond with “okay” or “copy that”, as directions arrive to your phone. Should receipt fail to be confirmed, I may not know it is you knocking, and I may not open my door!
- The front doors are not sound proof, so please knock very gently. Once inside, let’s quietly introduce ourselves. Your donation can be set on the entry counter. We can speak freely in the massage room. Our in real life meeting is not ideal time to request a narrative of other massage styles. Casual banter is nicer than personal queries. Also, please make a calm & quiet departure.
- 5G devices and smart watches emit stress inducing radiation. Let’s relax & unplug, shall we? Please plan on powering down during your visit to my urban oasis. If you would not mind, it’s also good to put devices in my shielded faraday bag. I ask for this because wireless tech with even 5% battery power still emit toxic radiation, even when “off”. My faraday bag is kept in the entry area by coat and shoes. 5G devices (& other connected), but especially 5G, emit highly aggressive frequencies.
- My massage studio is not a self pleasuring zone, & I am not a cam girl. It’s best to reserve the joy of self pleasuring for personal time at home. Please save your energy for me!
- With the exception of PrivateDelights.ch, I maintain a No Review policy. Exposure to internet gossip is demeaning and distasteful. If my having a presence on shall not be named, “review, slander & extort” sites is of great import, then we may not be a match. There are other ways to ensure that I am “real”, such as familiarizing yourself with my intentional online presence. All of the sites that I choose to be represented on can be viewed by visiting my links page.
Thank you for reading my lengthy etiquette page, so as to keep my incall enjoyable for both of us. Do feel free to inform me of your caveats!